Ruby

Friday, January 20, 2012

Pink Pottery Pilgrim Bunny

 It was a normal day, I was taking a stroll in Coral Canyons when I saw a pottery shop!
I got closer and saw a pink bunny with a pink pilgrim hat running the store.
I looked at the pots, they looked nice but they seemed rather expensive.
Just then the Pink Pilgrim bunny said "Buy one at double the price, get the second free!"
I had a feeling at the time there was some catch.
 "Your total will be 2,500 gems" said Pink Pilgrim Bunny.
"Wow that's expensive! Do you think I should accept Drover?" I asked Drover my dog, Drover shook his head.
"Hmm I think I'll accept it, after all I am getting a special deal," Drover shook his head again and groaned for some reason.

 I payed 2,500 gems and took the pots and was walking home when I dropped one of the pots!
"Oops!" the pot hit the red rock, I expected it to smash but it bounced! 
I picked it up and raced back to the Pottery shop, "I DEMAND A REFUND! THESE POTS ARE MADE OF PLASTIC!" I yelled in a loud voice.
"SORRY WE'RE CLOSED" Pink Pilgrim Bunny said in a equally loud voice.

"But that sign says your open 24 hours, night and day!" I said, pointed at a sign nailed to a post.
"But not all in a row," Pink Pilgrim Bunny said cleverly.
She pointed at some miniscule writing on the sign.
She then held a magnifying glass in front of the words.
We're not open in a row.
"Didn't you read it before?" Pink Pilgrim Bunny said.
"I couldn't read it before, it was tiny"


I was getting angry but then I thought it through.
An idea suddenly hit me over the head.
"That story inspiration was worth 2500 gems! Thanks!"
"Your welcome..." said Pink Pilgrim Bunny.
And that is how I wrote this story.
Which is only scarcely false.



Wednesday, January 18, 2012

The Monkey Professor

Once in Jamaa there was a professor named Professor Zanymonkey. He did most of his research in The Lost Temple of Zios. There, he researched phantoms and their ways.
But he did not research alone. He had a frog apprentice named Squareberry. Squareberry was training to become a professor like Professor Zanymonkey.
Today, Zanymonkey and Squareberry were in Zios once again. Zanymonkey had done a lot of research on the phantoms.Today, Zios was empty, which meant it was not likely phantoms would come out of the phantom pit. But he peered inside and described the phantoms' habitat. It was very boring day indeed. Squareberry badly just wanted to go home, but Zanymonkey refused to leave. But after a while, Zanymonkey grew tired and fell asleep, and Squareberry kept wide awake, and was handy when the Professor started to attract flies.
Squareberry waited. And waited. And waited. The Professor kept sleeping, and the frog kept his eyes peeled for any phantoms. He never saw a phantom in his froggy life. But he eagerly waited.
But Squareberry must have dozed off. For when he woke up, he was in a different spot, and phantoms were coming out of the phantom pit! Squareberry marveled at it and woke up the Professor. Other animals were gathered around, asleep, too. And the Professor began to dance! Squareberry joined him, both dancing due to their success of finding Jamaa's phantoms.
Professor took note that when you sleep at the pit, phantoms will come out. He took it to his lab and posted on the internet of how to do this!





Written By GreatShot

Monday, January 16, 2012

Sir slurp, he who made food Scrumptious

Chapter one: Craving lemonade
Sir Craving wrote down the last few words "And with a crispy golden brown crust
this garlic bread cannot be missed!" 
Sir Craving was writing down descriptions of foods for a sprouting cafe.
"They should get some good sales on garlic bread" he said to himself grinning.
Sir craving did a home business writing descriptions of foods
and being a food critic.
Suddenly there was a loud knocking on the door! It was actually more like banging.

Sir craving opened the door and saw a wolf with a red police hat, 
"I'm deputy Rochif, are you Sir Craving?"
"In person!" Sir Craving said, Sir Craving noticed that deputy Rochif was out of breath and breathing heavily.
He knew he shouldn't but he couldn't help himself, 
"Are you thirsting for a glass of cool 
refreshing homemade lemonade with ice and freshly squeezed lemons?" he asked.
He watched amused as deputy Rochif's eyes glazed over and his tongue 
hung out of his mouth like a wet red towel.
But he quickly snapped out out of it and turned back to Sir Craving, "Follow me, we have pressing matters...
...and please, I implore you, don't talk about lemonade"

Chapter two: The private pie league

Sir Craving followed the deputy to the Juice hut.
Sir Craving looked around in shock, befuddled and dazed jammers stood slumped in corners or against walls.
A tiger suddenly said "You look just like that wolf who told me about pizza," a warm lopsided smile spread across the tigers face, "Pipping hot crispy crust..." 

Suddenly three jammers wearing red police hats entered, "We're Private pie league!" they exclaimed flustered.
"I'm Incredible, Pie eye deputy," said a wolf that was raspberry with black patches.
"A wolf that looked just like you came in here and did this to all these jammers!" said a tiger that was green with dark green stripes and light blue fur on his cheeks.
"Don't you mean the Private eye league?" Sir Craving asked, "No it's the Private pie league, 
we throw pies to stop villains!" said a horse that was entirely black with white hooves.
"You've got to stop this other wolf, he has powers of hungering just like yours!" Said the tiger, 
"I'm Pie eye deputy Explorer by the way," 
"There are some foot prints!" Sir Craving said as he pointed at some foot prints.
Sir Craving walked out the door following the foot prints, when all at once he saw another wolf.
"Stop wolf!" Yelled Deputy Incredible, she dived at the wolf and grabbed it's tail.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

The Sleeping Tiger's Journal

Okay! I am not Speedyproud. I am related to that guy, but I am certainly not him! Speedyproud makes signs; I have no use! I sleep lazily in every tree in Jamaa! I even have a Treehouse den.
Anyways, today I was in my beloved Coral Canyons, walking by random wolves. Boring. I decided I'd show them something fun!
So I hopped from the cliff onto the trees, and lay down in the branches. The rock climbers gasped at my agility! Wolves can't jump like me, so I am called Leaping. The rock climbers asked me how I did that, and I replied, "Well, I am a tiger after all. I can leap far!" I then laughed, and went to sleep in the tree.
Now, it's the next day. I woke up and wanted to go to some other trees. But before I did that, I had some fun, walking on the side of the cliffs!

The wolves and seals asked me how I did that. So I replied, "I'm just an average tiger!" So I then kept climbing along the cliff.
So after I had my fun, I leapt onto the trees, then onto the rocks, heading for another tree.
But I fell off the clift, and ended up in Sarepia Forest! So I decided to have a little fun there. I hung onto the big Sarepia Forest tree! And slept there overnight.

Written By GreatShot

Saturday, January 14, 2012

The Treetop Leprechaun Tiger

 Have you ever been in your tree house den and thought you saw a flicker of green movement? It just might have been the Treetop Leprechaun Tiger, this leprechaun is just one of many leprechauns hiding in Jamaa. But we are writing about this one because he is the only one we could get pictures of.

The Treetop Leprechaun Tiger is sneaky, he tries not to show himself, he can walk on water and not get wet.
The Treetop Leprechaun Tiger can fly from one branch to another, and can go places where most animals can't, and it just might help that he has a clover balloon.
There is also a legend about the Treetop Leprechaun Tiger.
A long time ago he was a normal tiger like most tigers in Jamaa, he loved to leap around in trees, but as happens very rarely a tiger falls out of a tree! And it happened to him! He was gravely injured, but the Leprechaun Lions gave him their soup made of clovers, and he was healed, but also turned into a leprechaun himself.
 Interesting legend, huh? The Treetop Leprechaun Tiger also has a companion, his pet cat, Lucky. Yes Lucky is the cats name and he follows the Treetop Leprechaun Tiger everywhere, as his cat.
The Treetop Leprechaun Tiger also has his work though, being a leprechaun is not all tricks and fun. The Treetop Leprechaun Tiger is responsible for making sure trees grow their leaves at the proper time.
(But he might have missed a certain patch of trees in Jamaa township)

That is the story of the mysterious Treetop Leprechaun Tiger, even he however likes to play every once and a while.
He's playing with his clover balloon :D
He better not pop it!