Ruby

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Ridiculous notions

If phantoms paraded down smoothie straws!
If Mira became evil and broke a few laws!
You know what this means! It doesn't make sense!
The Jamaa constitution gives us the right to be ridiculous!

If a bunny hit a wolf in the face with a lemon meringue pie!
If a palm tree became a spy!
You know what this means! It doesn't make sense!
The Jamaa constitution gives us the right to be ridiculous!

If a armadillo dug a fifty foot hole!
If a wagon broke down and hit a mole!
You know what this means! It doesn't make sense!
The Jamaa constitution gives us the right to be ridiculous!

If a zebra snored in the middle of the road!
If a group of elephants followed Yellow Mc Toad!
You know what this means! It doesn't make sense!
The Jamaa constitution gives us the right to be ridiculous!

If a yodeling koala picked locks!
If the flag shop was reclocked!
You know what this means! It doesn't make sense!
The Jamaa constitution gives us the right to be ridiculous!

So how much wood? Could a wood pecker square?
If a pecker wood was a checker board...square!?!



1 comment:

  1. Yeah, silly stories of weirdness in Jamaa is my type! A tongue twister that doesn't twist tongues...

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